A Mother’s Day Guide
Happy Mother’s Day to all our Macaroni kid Moms
Here are a few ways to thank mom on this very special day.
Mother’s Day Champagne Brunch: Buffet, Bottomless Champagne, Churro Waffle Station, Live entertainment. https://www.eventbrite.com/e/mothers-day-brunch-tickets-44000373301?aff=erellivmlt
Back Bay Bistro: Mother’s Day gourmet brunch buffet, bottomless mimosas and an unforgettable waterfront atmosphere on Sunday, May 13 from 9 a.m.-3 p.m. http://www.newportdunes.com/back-bay-bistro/
Queen Mary Champagne Sunday Brunch: free flowing champagne, live music and a tantalizing signature menu: http://www.queenmary.com/dining-bars/sunday-champagne-brunch/
Mother's Day Succulent Workshop: Create beautiful flowers arrangements Lomita, CA https://www.eventbrite.com/e/mothers-day-succulent-workshop-tickets-45054394908?aff=es2
Paint a Cake Nite - Mother's Day Edition 2018! Create your edible masterpiece. San Pedro, CA https://www.eventbrite.com/e/paint-a-cake-nite-mothers-day-edition-2018-tickets-44936727963?aff=es2
Mother's Day Celebration, Orange County Live Entertainment & Dance Shows, Buena Park, CA https://www.eventbrite.com/e/mothers-day-celebration-orange-county-tickets-45042078068?aff=es2
FREE: 90-minute movie-themed Mother's Day Concert; 25-piece Justinbrass/percussionustinRudd.com/mothersday- Long Beach, CA https://www.eventbrite.com/e/free-90-minute-movie-themed-mothers-day-concert-25-piece-brasspercussion-justinruddcommothersday-tickets-45011756375?aff=es2
6th Annual Pre-Mother's Day Brunch – Downey, CA https://www.eventbrite.com/e/6th-annual-pre-mothers-day-brunch-tickets-45169442017?aff=es2
Hearts Connected 4 Humanity Mother's Day Gospel Brunch, Norwalk, CA https://www.eventbrite.com/e/hearts-connected-4-humanity-mothers-day-gospel-brunch-tickets-42872640221?aff=es2
Mother's Day Celebration at the Anaheim Marketplace mariachi, live music, ballet folklorico, imitator show, free flowers for the mom, raffles, giveaways, and much more. – Anaheim, CA https://www.eventbrite.com/e/mothers-day-celebration-at-the-anaheim-marketplace-tickets-44994048410?aff=es2
Mother's Day Yacht Party. cruising along Newport Harbor with a tall glass of wine. Newport Beach, CA https://www.eventbrite.com/e/mothers-day-yacht-party-tickets-44204616197?aff=es2
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(Mom Job Position taken from http://noahsdad.com/moms-job-description-kid-president/)
POSITION: Mother, Mom, Mama
JOB DESCRIPTION: Long term, team players needed, for challenging permanent work in an often chaotic environment. Candidates must possess excellent communication and organizational skills and be willing to work variable hours, which will include evenings and weekends and frequent 24 hour shifts on call. Some overnight travel required, including trips to primitive camping sites on rainy weekends and endless sports tournaments in faraway cities. Travel expenses not reimbursed. Extensive courier duties also required.
RESPONSIBILITIES:
- The rest of your life. Must be willing to be hated, at least temporarily, until someone needs $5.
- Must be willing to bite tongue repeatedly. Also, must possess the physical stamina of a pack mule and be able to go from zero to 60 mph in three seconds flat in case, this time, the screams from the backyard are not someone just crying wolf.
- Must be willing to face stimulating technical challenges, such as small gadget repair, mysteriously sluggish toilets and stuck zippers.
- Must screen phone calls, maintain calendars and coordinate production of multiple homework projects.
- Must have ability to plan and organize social gatherings for clients of all ages and mental outlooks.
- Must be willing to be indispensable one minute, an embarrassment the next.
- Must handle assembly and product safety testing of a half million cheap, plastic toys, and battery operated devices.
- Must always hope for the best but be prepared for the worst.
- Must assume final, complete accountability for the quality of the end product.
- Responsibilities also include floor maintenance and janitorial work throughout the facility.
POSSIBILITY FOR ADVANCEMENT & PROMOTION: Virtually none. Your job is to remain in the same position for years, without complaining, constantly retraining and updating your skills, so that those in your charge can ultimately surpass you
PREVIOUS EXPERIENCE: None required unfortunately. On-the-job training offered on a continually exhausting basis.
WAGES AND COMPENSATION: Get this! You pay them! Offering frequent raises and bonuses. A balloon payment is due when they turn 18 because of the assumption that college will help them become financially independent. When you die, you give them whatever is left. The oddest thing about this reverse-salary scheme is that you actually enjoy it and wish you could only do more.
BENEFITS: While no health or dental insurance, no pension, no tuition reimbursement, no paid holidays and no stock options are offered; this job supplies limitless opportunities for personal growth and free hugs for life if you play your cards right.
